Grumpy Gary's Teriyaki Sauce
If taste buds had a love language, this would be it.
Japanese sake meets sweet roasted garlic and toasted sesame seeds in a teriyaki sauce that's basically an umami bomb in a bottle. It's the kind of flavour that makes you actively hunt for things to put it on - and trust us, everything's better with a generous slosh of this stuff.
Marinate your chicken, glaze your salmon, dip your dumplings, or simmer it through a stir-fry. Honestly, you could probably drizzle it on cardboard and it'd taste decent (but please don't - use actual food).
Sweet, savoury, and seriously moreish, this is the teriyaki sauce that'll have you licking the spoon when no one's looking.
No fire-breathing required with this one - just pure, delicious flavour.
Gary's grumpy. Your dinner won't be.